Showing posts with label Funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funnies. Show all posts

Friday, February 04, 2011

Funnies - Good old Boudreaux

Friday, February 04, 2011
Going around in the emails today...

Good old Boudreaux
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Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty. Boudreaux's first assignment was in a military induction center.
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Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.
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The officer in charge soon noticed that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance.
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This was remarkable, because it cost these low-income recruits $30.00 per month for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already providing at no charge. The officer decided he'd sit in the back of the room at the next briefing and observe Boudreaux's sales pitch.
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Boudreaux stood up before the latest group of inductees and said, "If you has da normal GI insurans an' you goes to Iraq an' gets youself killed, da governmen' pays you beneficiary $20,000. If you takes out da supplemental insurans, which cost you only t'irty dollars a mons, den da governmen' gots ta pay you beneficiary $200,000!
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"Now," Boudreaux concluded, "which bunch you tink dey gonna send ta Iraq first?
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Original author unknown
AubreyJ.........

Thursday, October 07, 2010

Funnies: What can run but never walks...

What can run but never walks...
Has a mouth but never talks...
Has a head but never weeps...
Has a bed but never sleeps?
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Answer in comment section below.........
Author unknown - Taken from an email making the rounds...
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AubreyJ.........

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Funnies: “Fake Invoice”

Hello gang...
You’re going to LOVE this one!
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From original ad:
ATTENTION: anyone who owns an auto repair shop...
I need a fake invoice printed up for a bunch of car work so i can explain to my wife where our $1200 went. If you can print out an invoice with a bunch of repair stuff that would cost around that, please contact me ASAP.
Click out the rest of “Fake Invoice” at...
Warning... Following link does have a bit of rough language within...
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Enjoy....
AubreyJ.........
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Thursday, January 07, 2010

Funny Political Videos - Ray Stevens - ‘We The People’

Ray Stevens - ‘We The People’
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About this music video: The latest from Ray Stevens, We the People is spreading like fire! Available on iTunes and amazon.com!
This video posted on YouTube by raystevensmusic
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Great work, Mr. Stevens!!!
AubreyJ.........

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Funny Animated Videos: ‘Fishin Ain't So Bad’

Sure do miss that GUN!!!
This video posted on YouTube by Baitchucker
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This has to be one of my favorite short animated videos!
AubreyJ.........

Friday, October 16, 2009

South Park Clip on Working ACORN

South Park Clip on Working ACORN

A little about this video clip: Butters tries to get Housing Loans for his Bitches...
Original Episode Aired on Comedy Central on October 14, 2009
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TOO Funny!!!
AubreyJ.........

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Funnies: Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I got this one in an email from my Brother today. Where the original came from, I haven’t a clue. Just had to share it with ya though!
AubreyJ………

Sunday, December 02, 2007

Hillary Fan

Hillary Fan
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A Grade School Teacher in upstate New York asked her class how many of them are 'Hillary fans'.

Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except one boy. The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I’m not a Hillary fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Hillary fan?" Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan." The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"

The teacher asks, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot... what would that make you?" Johnny replies, "That would make me a Hillary fan."
(Found this Funny being past around on the web - Author not known)
My thanks go out to Mr. Garrett for passing this one our way

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Fred and Hillary

Here’s one of those funnies going around in the e-mails these days.
Thought I’d share this one with ya...
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* Fred and Hillary *
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Fred Thompson and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.
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The Republican, Fred, gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
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The Democrat, Hillary, was very impressed, so when they came to another homeless person, she decided to help.
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She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into Thompson's pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.
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NOW do you understand the difference???
(Author not known)
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Got to love it...
AubreyJ.........
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Thanks go out to my friend GarrettT for sharing this one with us.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Start Each Day With A Positive Outlook

HOW TO START EACH DAY
WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
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1. Open a new file in your computer
2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"
3. Send it to the trash
4. Empty the trash
5. Your PC will ask you...
"Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary Rodham Clinton?"
6. Firmly Click "Yes"
7. Feel better
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PS: Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi!!!
(Taken from an e-mail making the rounds. Thanks go out to my good friend DavidM and his Dad for the heads-up)